Monday 27 October 2014

Mock Trial

模擬裁判

   Mock trial is basically a scripted romp through litigation proceedings. The case teams had to present was a wrongful death suit against Hogwarts on behalf of one of the students that died in Harry Potter (spoilers!). I saw a couple of people in themed robes the day information about the event was shared. Didn't actually go myself, but it seemed like it could be fun.


   By request, I made a picture for the winning team.


Tuesday 21 October 2014

Fist Bumping

米文化発見

Cultural Discoveries in the USA


So, some things have changed since I left this land 7 years ago. Been gradually learning and re-adjusting.
  • They're putting peanut butter in small pretzels now.
    Not a bad idea, I guess.
  • Pumpkin latté, pumpkin cereal, pumpkin ice cream, pumpkin spice, pumpkin pastry, pumpkin beer...and we don't even have proper seasons in California to appreciate the harvest.
  • 枝豆: Edamame is a thing now. I don't even need to translate the word to ask for it in a store. Way to spread your food culture, Nihon! Now let's try to get Americans to taste 白子. We'll have to say it's pretty much anything other than what it really is, but people will adapt. It's, uh... fish pearls? marine milk? prairie oysters of the sea?
  • Food trucks! Fusion is hot these days. Korean tacos, Japanese hot dogs, chicken and waffles (also, the only way to get me to visit Georgia). Sure, sometimes the mixes don't work out, but the creative culinary attempts are fun to experience.
  • What is kale? Does anyone really know? I think it's a word stores pepper into menus to sell items to people eager to try "healthier" options. Kale salad, kale smoothie, kale pumpkin...
  • I raise my fist to greet you? Really? How is bumping fists a proper "how do you do"? I remember hearing rumors of such things way back when, but I didn't think it would catch on. So aggressive, and, yet, so passive. Is it odd to anyone else that lightly punching people passes for a friendly greeting?

There will be more oddities to come, I'm sure.
That's all for now.

Friday 10 October 2014

جوجه

高級高齢学生

Students of Exclusively Elite Age


     On the first day of studies I wandered into the mass collective of unfamiliarity milling about the law school courtyard and struck up a conversation with a fellow that, coincidentally, happened to be my age.

     "Everybody seems so young!" We both observed. Not to say that either of us felt particularly old, but surrounded by so many faces fresh out of undergrad or only a year two removed, we could certainly sense a gap between ourselves and the majority. A few years employment, time abroad, life experience; it all adds up pretty quickly and changes perspective a great deal. 

     As it turns out, we are actually part of an elite group. We learned during orientation that we're in the top 10% of our class!  ...(in age)... 10% of the class are 28 and older.

     Half tongue-in-cheek, half curious, I sent out a message to gather all those elites interested in hanging out with fellow members of the top 10%. About a dozen people showed up, and we've been in regular communication since week one. Although we're all in the same school, we're in different study groups which can actually make it difficult to see each other without making specific plans.

     Everyone in the school has an interesting background or at least a sharp mind, most people are even rather adept at conversation, but the old folks, man, they've got the stories. Having spent years far away from law school, we're not as prone to academic tunnel-vision as we would have been had we jumped into this straight from undergrad. Time with this group is proving to be a great way to escape the drudges of law school (hey, we've got other things to talk about!) while still being around people who understand the experience. 

     The backgrounds are varied: business, construction, education, philosophy, real-estate, travel, trapeze, translation, and on and on.


Can't seem to get this guy to talk much about his past work, though it does seem interesting.



     Also, catering! We have a caterer. While the جوجه*, as some of us affectionately call the young folk, spend their Thursdays "pre-gaming" with plastic cups, ping-pong balls, and Pabst; we participate in cocktail parties in a lovely home with actual furniture and framed artwork. Yes, actual furniture. 

     At the most recent cocktail party, I noticed someone who seemed underage and asked to confirm. "I'm 24," she confessed, "but I have back issues, so it's OK." There actually was an interview, apparently. Do you really have back pain? How much? Where? Since when?
     We are an exclusive people, after all.




*That's a Persian word. جوجه (juje) No, it's not profane. Look it up in Google image search if you want to know what it means. Living so close to "Tehrangeles", as the area just South of me is known, it'd be a shame not to pick up something.
     

Saturday 4 October 2014

Birthday Weekend

誕生日

Last weekend we had multiple birthdays out here in the lawlands. Some had parties, some didn't. For a couple of people that didn't, I distracted myself from the real work I had to do by making birthday images.

This is my means of ingratiating myself to people with greater working knowledge of subjects I'll be marked on later.





"Thanks, man. That's neat."
A couple minutes pass.
"Oh, hey, that's my face. I guess I should keep this."

Friday 3 October 2014

3 Wolves and a Lamb Step Out for Brunch

学生自治会選挙

Student Government Elections


    Shortly after matriculating (a word we need to incorporate in conversation more often, I believe), the school invited us to participate in elections to decide representatives for our class and study sections. Hearing about this for the first time, most of us responded, "Oh, that exists here?" but a tiny smattering of would-be-Washingtons boldly stepped forward and declared, "I could do that if everyone is OK with it, I guess."

    After the results were known and there was no risk left in supporting particular candidates, I courageously submitted the following campaign posters which no one asked me to make.

Le Président de la République Bruin


   I really had an easy time voting for this section leader.

Wednesday 1 October 2014

It's all Courier from here, babe.

法科大学の最初の一歩

First Steps of Law School

(I like to write headings in Japanese because it makes White people think I have mystical Asian super powers)


     After 7 years in Japan I made an abrupt transition back into academia this summer. Has life changed much? Yeah. Small talk, small talk, sushi, sumo, rice, small talk, small talk, fat people, hamburgers, American women, small talk, small talk, hot weather right?

     Hopefully, I'll figure out what I'm doing when I get where I'm going. 

     In the meantime, I'm probably just going to post lots of photoshopped pictures to this blog. That's become my thing here, I guess. "Hello, I know we don't know each other well yet, but I want you to know that you'd look great as an absolute monarch in the 17th century. Here's proof." (proof forthcoming)

     First impressions: surprising dearth of self-absorbed jerks, surprising abundance of free meals. I've met a lot of fascinating and friendly people. I look forward to superimposing all of their faces into embarrassing imaginary situations in the years to come (when you got a shtick, run with it).






"...and 10% of your class are 28 and older..."